brittanaforeverandeveramen:

nothing says bedtime story like a 10,000+ word smut fic about your otp

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browningtons:

kyarumii:

spectaculacularmoose:

thattallsummonerguy:

nikaalexandra:

do you ever wake up angry about something

This is like at least 25% of tumblr.

25%? I’d say 70%.

88%?

I love how there’s one thats just a homestuck, like the others are all common people you might see at school then there’s just a homestuck. Like you just go outside like ‘the damn homestucks are out there again.’

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ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

(Source: grrrldivision)

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pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

(Source: watchthefirefliesdance)

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gbftompkins:

zenstiel-the-chill-angel:

docjohnlock:

ultrafacts:

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Puts on suit and Google some fanfiction

DO NOT READ GAME OF THRONES

Hunger games.

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pyratdame:

sixpenceee:

Like I always say, the real horror in life isn’t monsters, demons or ghosts but us, humans and what we are capable of

Here’s the original video

This is legit terrifying.

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phanphanphan:

you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK

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mishapenmagic:


letmebeyourtlc:

zandalarian:

niknak79:

Baby going through tunnel

probably thought his entire existence ended

nerdy moment: babies at that age don’t have object permanence. if the object cannot be seen, it does not exist. image how freaked the fuck out you would be if suddenly everything went black - effectively ceasing to exist. the baby’s entire world vanished then came back.
so yeah. he probably did think his entire existence ended.

It’s not nerdy. It’s called child development.

mishapenmagic:

letmebeyourtlc:

zandalarian:

niknak79:

Baby going through tunnel

probably thought his entire existence ended

nerdy moment: babies at that age don’t have object permanence. if the object cannot be seen, it does not exist. image how freaked the fuck out you would be if suddenly everything went black - effectively ceasing to exist. the baby’s entire world vanished then came back.

so yeah. he probably did think his entire existence ended.

It’s not nerdy. It’s called child development.

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monobeartheater:

the stars on the american flag are actually asterisks for all the restrictions on the freedom it boasts

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stopwhitepeopleforever:

animegeek1130:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

iloveitwhenyoucallmebigappa:

thedeviousplot:

leunq:

wtf

wtf

get the fuck out

I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick

please calm down ma’m

I’m a guy

(Source: clarkchan1211)

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The Avengers: Age of Ultron concept art by Ryan Meinerding

(Source: mishasteaparty)

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bandersnatchmycummerbund:

wearitcounts:

the fact that benedict intentionally gained a little weight for s2 because he wanted to show how living with john made sherlock take better care of himself

image

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