nothing says bedtime story like a 10,000+ word smut fic about your otp
do you ever wake up angry about something
This is like at least 25% of tumblr.
25%? I’d say 70%.
I love how there’s one thats just a homestuck, like the others are all common people you might see at school then there’s just a homestuck. Like you just go outside like ‘the damn homestucks are out there again.’
#it’s so sad cause rose was never certain#she was always on the outs about their relationship#maybe he loved her more than just a friend#maybe that’s just how he is with everyone#maybe she’s more than just a friend#maybe she’s nothing but the next one in a long line of companions#maybe he’ll love her like she loves him#maybe he’ll never think about her again#rose’s uncertainty was the most beautifully tragic thing#because although she was so uncertain of his feelings for her#she never gave up#she kept going and didn’t let anything stop her#not her fears .. her heartbreak .. not even a parallel universe#but then we have the doctor#who never once questioned their relationship#he might not have been able to say it to her#because it’s always hard to say those important words#but he always knew in his hearts#maybe at first only one belonged to her#but then later on he realized that no matter how many hearts he has#they will all belong to her (via tinyconfusion)
Baby going through tunnel
probably thought his entire existence ended
nerdy moment: babies at that age don’t have object permanence. if the object cannot be seen, it does not exist. image how freaked the fuck out you would be if suddenly everything went black - effectively ceasing to exist. the baby’s entire world vanished then came back.
so yeah. he probably did think his entire existence ended.
It’s not nerdy. It’s called child development.
get the fuck out
I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick
please calm down ma’m
I’m a guy